I K E A
I'm sitting on Ingolf and drink from a cup of coffee FÄRGRIK. No, do not worry, I am fine as I schreibe.Ingolf FÄRGRIK these lines and I bought four years ago at IKEA. (So how much else from my apartment) I think back to that happy time when my main job it was to ride my bike and trailer in the direction of Swedish department store. (and packed back again) already in the parking lot begins the adventure, because I park my team directly under the canopy of Ladens.Ich be here Namely nothing I can do! I can say is, on all signs. The backpack in the safe and fast again reigns in the father-child-toilet, in the lively crowd. On the stairs I armed myself with free Ökobleistift and wrap the tape measure around the head, and pull in the Schlacht.IKEA is very nice because we immediately by You, Take notes-is-there. The business has a very common strategy, people (men) and women come here for, say, a chair cushion, and come back with a bulging shopping cart out again ... But I have a secret knowledge, every time I was here, hidden shortcuts that save me buying kilometers of this labyrinth. This path, however, even dangerous, because I still see so many beautiful things .... IKEA is an international, .. run here because English and Danish language (may be Swedish ...) young people around. Yes, and many pregnant women are here to be assembled together with their husbands, the new home wollen.Eine kind prenatal meeting place for expectant mothers. I go to a restaurant, a terrific selection of food and drinks, we found that use that day and many retirees, the pilgrimage here, and with their coffee cherry pie . Exterminate As a veteran, I'm naturally a IKEA store card that I pull out at the register, and then nothing for my drink pay muss.Viele babies are here, just as hot as the products here in the store ... there are Soren, Niklas-Malte, Zoe or so ..., Naira, Tabea, and so on .... Can we not His children call it, for example, Ecktorp, Hörup or cousin?
get after the fifth cup of coffee, I very bad dizziness with sweating, which can not hold back, my tape measure. With shaky transition it goes down the stairs to storage area. I'll get a shopping cart and grab this and that one, so I really I did not come here ... This is also true mean, all these beautiful things here. On a sofa bed I take a short break.
have already found here might be young couples in the ward, which later reported again and again by this key event before Soren and Co. came into the world ... When I get up
again my car is weg.So a crap, I walk back and fill another new car, although I'm not sure what was there anything in it ...
I wonder how things get home afterwards, must take a chair out of the market or pick-paged, the paper gives me a nice fairy in blue Gelb.Auf the way to the checkout I saw the first shopping cart and make a quick detour around him, not that the still auffällt.Im cashier there, as always long queue. I'm doing some relaxation exercises, or watch the hustle and bustle ... At the checkout I get sick when my eyes fall on the receipt .... As you have, (here you have it) pick up, because after nearly always something missing, the veneer is chipped at one corner, or the whole of reality does not fit, and you must come here again.
I ship out all the little trailers, bicycle basket, and the backpack and start the long way home. (Less than 19 kilometers) My neighbors have to think if I go into the yard, "Oh God, he looks ready," or "call the doctor." But it is all right for me everyday. IKEA is finally for many things, such as "idiots just buy everything," or "I get a fit," or "Ivar get all of you!". For me it was time for "I can too!"
This was a very nice time. I think I'll go again to IKEA, and if it's only for a coffee (or five) cups.
"demnöxt evil" or something ..
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