calling a hotline:
Caller: Hi, I have here a new program that I would like to install on my personal system. It's called LOVE. What should I do For there first?
Hotline: are on your hard drive is a partition that is called HEART. Have you?
Caller: Oh, the is the trick! I've's always trying on the main partition HEAD Well, I is give it a try manure, HEART but rather full
Hotline.? Take time the Task Manager and look under "processes" What is running. ? there so
caller.? Oh, Alte_Verletzungen.exe, Groll.com, Geiz.com, Ablehnung.exe and be like this stuff especially Hass.exe phew, the claws almost all the memory
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Hotline:.. No problem love of many will be cut out of it automatically from your operating system, although many things remain in the background is disturbing but not other programs and more Alte_Verletzungen.exe Geiz.com you must, before the installation. delete itself completely.
Caller: No! This is a very important piece of good old! This has taken me decades to collect all the components for them! Does it really out?
Hotline: Yes, this is inevitable. Go to the Start menu and look for accessories / forgiveness. You run until Geiz.com and the old injuries are completely out.
Caller: Well, if ". S must be love I was just recommended so much, the thing I want to run it here have managed to ... Because He is now:" ERROR 490? Program does not run on internal components. "What For it?
Hotline: Nothing bad is a long standing problem. It means that love is configured for external HEARTS, but on your own, it has not ended yet. This is one of these very complicated matters. I say "s it this way: you have to love your own device before it can love others
caller. Huh
Hotline: can you find the folder self-acceptance
Caller:? Yes I've
Hotline:.. Wunderbar Click the following files and copy the folder in the MY HEART, namely: Selbstvergebung.doc, Selbstschätzung.doc and Güte.txt. In addition, please delete Selbstbeurteilung.exe from all folders and then empty the Trash, or keep coming back.
Caller: Is LOVE now installed all by itself a good thing?
Hotline: Yes, this one should now appear a message that invites LOVE again and again, as long as your heart hard drive is running. Do you see this message?
Caller: I see. When the installation is now complete?
Hotline: Yes, but Remember, that you have installed up to now only the basic version. You need to network with other heart now, so you rankommen the upgrades.
Caller: Ok. Class! My HEART is loading a beautiful melody. My screen is Lächeln.mpg. Wärme.exe, Friede.exe, Zufriedenheit.doc louder and things like that are spreading, especially in memory. Feels good!
Hotline: fine. This is LOVE installed and running. From this point on, come on you should be fine alone.
Caller: Now you need to secure is my account number because of the withdrawal.
Hotline (laughing): No , LOVE is freeware. Pass on the program please contact everyone you meet, with all components. People will then turn , Distribute and I bet that you then get back to where a lot of very fine new modules.
Caller: Gebongt wants to make me happy. Thank you for your help.
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Wish you to have a nice day ... I found this in Ackermann Mental Training . Mirjam
